tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-60501642011-09-01T08:43:57.926-06:00I am CorrectYour forbidded blogger since 2003Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.comBlogger6081100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-23510839634672880432008-04-24T14:17:00.002-06:002008-04-24T14:18:53.613-06:00 not here
What are you doing here? This is the wizards back room. No one is allowed here. You already know too much. Please click here, for some I am Correcty goodness.
thanks,
LonoLonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-9588898833254809762008-04-23T10:00:00.001-06:002008-04-23T10:02:45.553-06:00 Free at last
Good news! I finally heard back from Wordpress. They said it was their error, and they apologized. Most importantly, they restored the site. So, all is well and I will re-direct back there this afternoon. Details to follow then.
You know what this was like? You remember how the Chinese Government slaughtered and assasinated the protesting students in Tianemen Square? Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-2294249616744960762008-04-22T17:23:00.002-06:002008-12-08T14:00:32.475-07:00
what it's like
So, I was just sitting around thinking about this. Then, it him me. You know how blacks and women weren't allowed to vote or hold land forever? That is exactly what this is like.
I mean, not to be shallow or self involved... but I think we can all expect a Chris Crocker 'leave Lono alone' video any day now. Then, I'll be a meme and they will have to turn my account back on.Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-64832333796565508632008-04-22T16:55:00.003-06:002008-04-22T16:56:39.699-06:00 another good analogy
Still no word back from Wordpress as to why they shut my account down on Sunday. You know what this has been like? On Dec 3rd, 1963 President Kennedy was assasinated in front of the whole world on live TV. It ended an era of optimism with our American leadership that we haven't even gotten back.
This is exactly like that.Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-47680341665431926912008-04-22T10:34:00.004-06:002008-12-08T14:00:32.645-07:00 the Israeli spy scandal
Ok, back to work distilling the news and issues as only I can. Check out this headline:
American Accused of Spying for Israel
Some dude spent 20 years taking our secrets and giving them to Israel. He got busted, and that is good. Here is where I am confused. I thought Israel was our ally? Israel is the jews, right? Haven't we been protecting and financing them since Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-9045283876050300942008-04-22T09:41:00.003-06:002008-12-08T14:00:32.867-07:00The deadly and forbidden post in question
This is the post that got me kicked off of Wordpress. It isn't vertabitim, as I can't even get back into my archives over there. They didn't just shut down the site, they changed the locks. So, it went something like this. I can only imagine something here is what triggered the lockout, as it was the last post I wrote.
' my epiphany '
I was watchingLonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-5742905023543076212008-04-22T09:34:00.002-06:002008-04-22T09:39:49.253-06:00 oh, the spiders
spiders, everywhere. sweet jesus, where do they keep coming from? Make it stop. You know what I am going to do? I am going to re-publish that piece! Allow me to 'splain.
Saturday afternoon, I was watching the tube and saw a commercial on. I got all riled up and indignant, and hopped on the blog. I wrote up a piece about the new Nanci Pelosi & Newt Gingrich global warmingLonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-30767968388559051842008-04-22T09:11:00.002-06:002008-04-22T09:18:00.689-06:00 Day Three
Still no word back from Wordpress about my lock out. Things aren't going well for me, the situation is deteriorating. I am living under the stairs, and stopped eating altogether sometine about 20 minutes ago.
Do you know what this is like? Now that it has been a couple of days, I have a more mature perspective on things. What this is like is that morning when the Japanese Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-24424652488828311082008-04-21T10:35:00.002-06:002008-12-08T14:00:33.043-07:00 oh, the humanity
Remember how Iran kidnapped a crap load of our soldiers and civilians back in Christmas of 1980? Remember how Carter botched the whole thing and we all nearly came to world war? Remember how people didn't hear from their loved family ones for months? Remember how the whole world was at edge... and we all felt so helpless? Do you remember putting yellow ribbons around Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-85272486323753344382008-04-21T10:32:00.003-06:002008-04-21T10:34:54.462-06:00 the Breach
You know what this is like? Remember in 1972 when Nixon had some henchmen break into the DNC HQ to steal campaign secrets? Remember how it became a HUGE scandal because that little break in exposed epic crminality and viciousness in all forms of Government? Remember how it was so bad they threatened to fire the president, so he had to quit? Remember how this story set the bench Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-80279567597624817532008-04-21T10:00:00.003-06:002008-12-08T14:00:33.787-07:00 Crisis gate - day 2
So, this is day two of my being locked out of my Wordpress account. Being the genial and likeable type, I wanted to contact the good folks at Wordpress and see what the issue was. What was my violation? I'll fix it, I swear (unless if involves apologizing to that piece of mudslime Gingrish).
So, I go to their 'support' page. There is supposed to be a phone number Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-29328136901487914622008-04-20T23:08:00.003-06:002008-12-08T14:00:33.853-07:00 The deadly and forbidden post in question
This is the post that got me kicked off of Wordpress. It isn't vertabitim, as I can't even get back into my archives over there. They didn't just shut down the site, they changed the locks. So, it went something like this. I can only imagine something here is what triggered the lockout, as it was the last post I wrote.
' my epiphany '
I was Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-40217166965921730942008-04-20T19:25:00.006-06:002008-12-08T14:00:34.096-07:00 quite peculiar
welcome back. I know the site looks funny. That is because for some reason, my other site got 'suspended'. By my 'other site', I mean the site at this URL that I used to manage through Wordpress. It appears that the good people at Wordpress are angry with me. What is weird is that I have NO idea what got me banned. There is no e mail or anything, just that I was Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-7812349131932157162007-12-12T18:21:00.000-07:002008-12-08T14:00:34.283-07:00
Listen, get out of here. Scoot. I am not posting here anymore. Go here > I Am Correct
ok, tell you what. here is a pic of me, which i have never posted before. this is at the wonderful and awesome Red Rocks. yes, that red rocks. Now git!
Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-48810375888836263642007-09-27T12:13:00.001-06:002007-09-27T12:15:07.956-06:00 We have moved
Hey all,
we have moved. Please redirect your bad selves to this stop, and bookmark us.
www.IamCorrect.com It's the same URL, just a different server.
thanks!
LonoLonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-43963477844179536282007-09-25T23:03:00.000-06:002007-09-25T23:25:37.567-06:00 a sneak peak
Hey all,
I have some exciting things coming up this fall. Firstly, we are going to move to a new publishing format called 'wordpress'. This should be a better looking and better navigating experience for everyone. Here is a very early taste of the site I am building. click here.
What's next? We are going worldwide. I am going to launch this site to England in the coming Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-76819160842553244232007-09-24T12:59:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:34.380-07:00 what was that?
Did you watch the Broncos game yesterday? What was that? We got whooped! I was actually quite happy with our offense. My concern was with the defense. We have the worst run defense, and everyone knows it. This is a crucial thing for us, because EVERY team HAS to run on us. Why? Because you can't throw deep against the Broncos. Our cornerbacks are Dre Bly and Champ Bailey. You Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-9097272375690183162007-09-20T19:19:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:34.663-07:00 Friday Fives
1. Which do you think reveals more about a person, the contents of their refrigerator or the contents of their purse? As much as I like where you are going, I don't carry a purse. Don't know how revealing my fridge is > lesse > lots of wine, lots of produce, half a pound of bacon, all kinds of cheese. That is pretty much it.
2. When you visit someone's home, what are you Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-63196651295907869002007-09-19T10:36:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:34.763-07:00 Jesse Jackson is a doofus
Remember when Jesse Jackson was well respected? Heck, Jesse Jackson used to be feared! Jesse had cred, and he was workin' hard to protect the black man. I guess Jesse used to be a great man, its tough to tell now. Yesterday, Jesse Jackson accused Barack Obama of "acting like he is white". What kind of dumb ass racist comment is that? Can you possibly imagine what Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-34911909804350290782007-09-15T13:11:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:34.917-07:00
I celebrate the human condition. My love for humanity knows not color or creed. You know by now as a reader here that I abhor racism or sexism of any kind. As they taught me at Greenpeace, mostly all 'isms' are bad. I agree. Let's just hug it out like a big happy colorful Benetton ad. Then I saw this.
Yeah, that's pretty fucked up, don't you think? That isn't make up, that is dude's Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-80322472505948517212007-09-13T22:49:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:35.144-07:00
I have a cold, so you too must suffer
1. How often do you usually get sick each year? dunno, once or twice I 'spose
2. Which is worse to catch: a cold or the flu? Since influenza can kill you, I am guessing that would be worse.
3. Do you plan to get a flu shot? Why or why not? yeah, it's free at work.
4. What are your favorite home remedies for cold and flu symptoms? This is what Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-73434845377365148852007-09-12T12:57:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:35.763-07:00 Don't give her the kids!
Mary Winkler wants her kids back. Why doesn't Mary Winkler have her kids now, you ask? Oh, because she brutally and premeditatedly murdered her husband last summer. This isn't an accusation, she confessed. Anyhow, for whatever insano reason she is out of jail. Bonus, she wants her kids back from her family. No surprise here, the family seems to think this a bad Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-67369279531501855222007-09-12T10:30:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:35.906-07:00
This makes me very happy
The VMA's were Sunday. I know you didn't watch, no one has for years. Something great happened, though. Kid Rock beat up Tommy Lee. What's great about that? Why do I hate Tommy? I don't. I actually dig both Tommy Lee and Kid Rock. I have seen Tommy drum with the Crue a few times and he is really good. I can also tell dude is a genuinely happy and a big hearted guy. Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-38918812856625878362007-09-10T17:35:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:36.104-07:00 It's tough to be a musician
I was just thinking a lot recently. I had a 14 hour drive home yesterday from Phoenix... so the mind goes a little silly after a while. I was thinking about actors compared with musicians. I was thinking that musicians get totally gypped if you compare the two.
When an actor does a great roll, he is done with it. The roll stands on its own, and he is NEVER Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-79310148656294619322007-09-06T23:55:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:36.334-07:00 Friday Fives
1. What’s something you suspect you regularly overpay for?
gas. Prices have doubled in the last three years. We haven't opened a new refinery in over 20 years. This psychotic asshole president was supposed to get us free oil. I mean, isn't that why we gave up on fighting terrorism and Bin Laden and Al Queda to move to Iraq? Minimum wage hasn't move in 20 years in thisLonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-69115900488783000812007-09-05T12:11:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:36.572-07:00 I'm already reconsidering this piece
Ok, y'all, it's time to talk about the Senator Craig sex scandal. In brief, this creepy old senator dude from Idaho (or Iowa... one of those states) got busted soliciting gay bathroom sex at the airport. Awesome! Good leadership, Senator. Apparently this isn't his first foray into trouble. He was implicated back in the early 80's in s Congressional Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-26257236872425603652007-08-31T22:40:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:37.289-07:00 Friday Fives
* sorry for the delay. My server was down and I was a little busy in the bathroom at the Minneapolis airport.
** I don't know what is a server is either, but it was down.... honest.
Imagine you are on your deathbed. Recommend to those who remain in your life...
1) One book to read.
the greatest and most wonderful book ever written, on a million different levels. Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-24335793800949481102007-08-29T12:29:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:37.476-07:00 Schadenfreude Capitalism
I was reading earlier today about how swell the new Blockbuster by mail DVD service is. The dude compared it to Netflix, but thought maybe Blockbusters was better. The reason? You can go into a Blockbuster store and return your DVD's and immediately pick a new one from the in store stock (even though you are a mail customer). Truly, that is an advantage over Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-52144268340190709722007-08-27T16:39:00.000-06:002007-08-27T17:24:10.550-06:00 The Transformation is Complete
You know I love cnn.com. You know I cite CNN almost recklessly as a source of news to use as a jumping point for my rants. Today will be my last CNN citation for a while. You may remember earlier this year I coined a term 'Newstainment®'. I used that term to criticize CNN for pulling all news off the evening network and handing over the Headline News channel to Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-17326232652615005462007-08-24T10:51:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:37.656-07:00 Friday Fives
1. What is the best part about late summer? the heat leaves, and football arrives.
2. what is your favorite memory and why? I object. this is stupid, and quite possibly to obtuse. It's just a little Jean Teasedale for me to answer. That being said, watch Brain Candy for my favorite memory... get it? You will after you see it.
3. when you were small, did you realize Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-24625059805358845452007-08-18T19:46:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:37.826-07:00
yummminess
Some years ago, I invented this drink. It was college, so I was doing plenty of research on the issue. Anyhow, I share this with you mostly so that I have it on paper... in case someone else invents it and takes credit. It is rather yummy, and you should several. It is called a 'Lono'.
1 shot Malibu rum
1 shot Bacardi 151
fill the rest with Sprite
at a floater (approx 1/2 Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-55261914511835205302007-08-17T00:16:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:38.051-07:00 Friday Fives
1. What do you hang on to that you should really get rid of?
The guilt I still carry for killing that kid. I mean, he was fat and probably would have been a drain on taxpayer resources, right? I mean, a kid that fat probably might have died anyway, right? I mean, if you saw him, you wouldn't be mad at me. It's not like he would have voted or anything. Besides, he Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-68087650816575121772007-08-13T17:54:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:38.240-07:00 Proud to be a sinister American
I am sinister. Super sinister. how sinister? I am talking about putting baby kittens in a blender kinda sinister. I am the most sinister person I know. I mean really, really sinister. Know what that means? It means bad, evil, darkness, or Democrat... right? Actually, those are all wrong. Righty the man would have you believe I am bad. See, 'sinister' is Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-46597478399100493522007-08-12T20:20:00.000-06:002007-08-12T20:36:18.407-06:00 on why Prarie Dogs can see forever
I was reading Charles Bukoski on the shitter this morning. Bukowski is a great writer, and absolutely one of my favorites. I am not a great writer, but I seek to be. So, as a student of the form, I study. I ask myself > self, what is it that separates you from great writers? What can I do to up my game.
Well, I could write better. I could, but that Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-41207164888105725632007-08-09T22:04:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:38.533-07:00 Friday Fives
1. If you were a fruit, which would you be and why?
an artichoke. Tough to crack, and unreasonable by any perspective... but the riches that lie deep inside are well worth the considerable labor. It's a bit dramatic, but that was a weird question so I had to go over the top.
2. If you wake up and smell smoke, and you have to get everybody (pets included) out of the houseLonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-9015188483600837612007-08-09T11:23:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:38.823-07:00Seems petty, doesn't it?
I read today that big pharmco Johnson & Johnson are suing the American Red Cross for using a Red Cross. Read that again. I am very pro- ARC, so that may have some across biased. Let me use their words: Red Cross sued for use of cross emblem. I gotta say, I think this is stupid, and super bad public relations. See, the American Red Cross (going forward I'll just callLonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-26503641140269941442007-08-03T12:59:00.000-06:002007-08-03T14:12:33.789-06:00 Friday Fives
There is no mandala here, beccause I am on my new Apple and have no idea what I am doing. There is no 'desktop', so I don't know how to find and save a picture. Next week, we'll be back with picturey goodness.
1. Tea or coffee?
Coffee, and lots! I probably drink about five cups a day.
2. Do you speak your mind?
indeed, for too often, in fact. Really, isn't that what this Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-3747168777843312472007-07-26T21:24:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:39.042-07:00 Friday Fives
1. What item would you be embarrassed for people to know you own? a set of rubber duckies and other toys for Sunday night bathtime
2. What is something you splurged on just for you?
my bike. Last fall I spend a grand on a new mountain bike. It'
s super sweet dope ass Canonndale. I am offsetting the cost by biking to work, though. Plus, it's my first new bike in twenty Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-14477232026421103492007-07-24T14:43:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:39.304-07:00 Another Guinness record
First, start here. It may seem funnier. Some dude with too many resources and not enough work went to 171 Starbucks in one day. Why, because apparently he doesn't have 11 mid year evaluations due by the end of the week like I do. Yup, 171 Starbucks in one day. He has a website here.
So, why do I care? Well, firstly... I bought the URL www.170starbucks.com Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-26862337072359140392007-07-23T16:23:00.001-06:002007-07-23T16:45:23.092-06:00 an open letter to Bruce Banner, from your tailor
Dear Mr Banner. Don't get me wrong, I love your business. LOVE IT. Since we have taken you on as a client, we have been able to pay off the house and the boat. At the risk of shooting myself in the foot, I am concerned for you. When I got into the Tailor business, it was to help people. Just what is it you are doing to these clothes, Bruce?
Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-78975416287760509632007-07-20T09:30:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:39.626-07:00 Friday Fives
1.Given as a percentage, approximately what are the chances that there is a french fry somewhere in your car? If you do not own a car, what are the chances that there is a french fry somewhere in the car you most frequently ride in?
1%. I don't eat fries, they are super bad for you. Also, I keep my truck really clean. That being said, if there were a fry found... it would be Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-75626895215649218712007-07-16T13:07:00.001-06:002008-12-08T14:00:39.830-07:00 Convenience Charge
So, I bought some concert tickets this weekend. This is always a rewarding experience. As you know, all Ticketmaster on-sales happen on Saturday mornings at 10 am. So, I had to get up at 9:30 am to go downstairs to the computer. Perhaps you don't understand, 9 am is not when I wake up on weekends... ever. So, I roll downstairs at the crack of dawn for my Smashing Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-10079108686927733342007-07-12T22:46:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:40.055-07:00 Friday Fives
1. Do you like it when I do this?
very much so
2. What are your hidden charges?
none, brother. Just a kind word.
3. Why don't people go to the bathroom on TV?
Who cares, man? I don't know the answer to that, but I'll tell you what I do know about bathrooms... since that seems to be your immediate concern. If I wasn't married, and could build any idea I wanted, I'd do this. Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-70112123865215585432007-07-11T15:29:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:40.186-07:00 a criminal mastermind
I thought y'all might find this interesting. I certainly did. You may have heard in the news cycle > that pizza delivery guy who had a bomb collar around his neck who was forced to rob banks was involved in the robberies. This is a strange piece of info, if you consider the bomb went off and killed the guy. So, why would you put a totally functional bomb around your Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-74493882293678764222007-07-09T17:49:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:40.322-07:00 That's not fair!
What's not fair, you ask? Apparently, the treatment John Mark Karr receives from society, says his girlfriend. Let's back up, shall we? Karr is most famous for confessing to have murdered little John Benet Ramsey. He confessed on the other side of the world (where he had been convicted for child sex crimes... and was a teacher)... and we flew him back here to Colorado first Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-44001514867312000662007-07-05T23:08:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:40.482-07:00 Friday Fives
1. Describe how you’re feeling using lyrics from an 80s band.
I'd have to go with some Journey, here. Let's look at the lyrics from 'Faithfully'.
They say that the road
Aint no place to start a family
Right down the line
Its been you and me
And lovin a music man
Aint always what its supposed to be
Oh girl you stand by me
Im forever yours...faithfully
Though I am not a Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-63014383151255016172007-07-03T17:01:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:40.649-07:00
Big News
In an effort to class this site up and get some real visability, I have taken a big step to legitimize my site. You know how you always want to refer your friends to this site, but it is too cumbersome to remember the name? Good news, robots, I have softened up the process for you. You can now find our site by simply typing in sweet bippity bop.com! You are welcome!* editors note: Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-41977147882950007842007-07-02T16:57:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:40.884-07:00Impeach the President
Begin here. Write your Congressperson. Now, write your Senator. Please remember, these people work for you. You are their employer. Cut this shit out now. Cheney's treasonous secrecy and Bush's commutation of Libby (which was regarding Cheney's treasonous secrecy) are just the latest examples of their untouchable mentality.
Or, you may write to mine.
Congressman Tom Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-88827173664581360112007-07-02T00:36:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:40.968-07:00 Joel Siegel RIP
Joel Siegel died this week, and so I am finally posting in his honor. I have meant to do this for years, but I guess never got around to it. Joel Siegel was a move reviewer for some sham rag. I say that because he endorsed only the absolutely worst movies possible. Literally, when looking for a movie to see, I know to avoid the one with Siegel's name. When no one would Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-72403049067761706292007-06-28T23:53:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:41.140-07:00 Friday Fives
Good day, friends. You are in for a treat today. Know why? Because you almost got a full fives about flowers. Seriously. What is worse is that I love flowers and have a very green thumb. I could have, and nearly did, have articulate and versed answers to the following questions. Really, though, who cares? In the interest of full disclosure... this is what you won't be Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-37720754922914763462007-06-26T12:17:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:41.277-07:00 Let's have a study Pt 2
Ok, read this first (unless you already read it). We have an update on the I-70 transportation study thingy. See, apparently we spent $25 million on choices for the I-70 corridor expansion. Before we did that, it was decided not to look at rail. So, in the five year $25 million dollar study, we looked at everything except rail. Know what that is? Widening the I-Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-52401795472041915662007-06-25T10:18:00.000-06:002007-06-25T10:29:49.128-06:00 The Pants lawsuit, final update
Ok, good news. The system worked. Not only did asshat lose his 54 million dollar lawsuit against the cleaners... he (the judge who sued the cleaners) is now required to pay the legal costs of the suit to the cleaners. This suit has been going on for years, and that poor family probably had to mortgage their business just to stay open and fight this.
There is Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-15688901289928329032007-06-22T09:22:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:41.498-07:00
1. What’s a favorite shortcut of yours? my drive to work. I call it the bootleg route, since I never touch a major street or stoplight. The whole way is through neighborhoods & industrial. I can make it in under fifteen minutes.
2. What’s something you insist on doing the long way? coooking
3. What does your favorite pair of shorts look like? like any pair of shorts. What kind of Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-78984297738766774412007-06-20T12:58:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:41.698-07:00 Could I take it?
I have this thing I do when I see animals, especially shows about animals. I thought everyone thought like this, but apparently they do not. Whever I watch a Discovery show about some animal (which is almost weekly, if not daily), I ask myself this: Can I take it? Specifically, if I ran into this animal in the wild and I were by myself, could I kick its ass if necessary?Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-3316939656870763102007-06-16T21:34:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:41.856-07:00 Head Shot
Do you know what a 'head shot' is? Of course you do. It is the 8'x10' picture of celebrities use to endorse themselves. I don't have one of these. Probably because I am not good looking, or in show business, or important. That's ok, though. I don't need one, I have you. This isn't why I write, though. This is what we call in the industry a 'set up'.
Here is the thing, I was Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-44893637395089854532007-06-14T22:14:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:42.051-07:00 Friday Fives
1. Are you attracted to the naughty or the nice? the nice, I'm a democrat, remember?
2. Do you let your dirty laundry pile up? Do you mean metaphorically? If you do, I would say no. If you are talking about dirty clothes, the answer is a big and embarassing yes. See, the damn washing machine is all the way down in the basement. It might as well be ten miles away, Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-24919635754811625502007-06-13T16:02:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:42.187-07:00
Judge Roy Pearson is an Asshole pt 2
Guess what, I now know what the suit is about. Misleading signage. Who are these goddamn immigrants that come to our country making a better pants life for all of us, yet mock the American good sense of signage? Judge Roy Pearson is declaring that the business said 'same day service', and 'satisfaction guaranteed'. As for 'same day service', read this Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-77608420124120137962007-06-12T16:05:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:42.699-07:00 the Pants lawsuit
In brief, there is a dude in Washington DC who is suing his dry cleaners for $54 million. This is a ma and pa independent shop of Asian immigrants who lost a pair of pants.
There is so very much to mock here, we must go slowly. Today, in our first installment, let's evaluate Judge Roy Pearson's $54 million dollar pair of pants. They are described thusly:
Pearson said he Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-25025537517405906982007-06-11T10:20:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:42.862-07:00 The Sopranos finale
* the following post started as many of my posts begin, an e mail to my pal Roy. It this then I am most often struck with A. how insightful I am... and B. how I should share that with you (my grand insight). So, let's talk some Sopranos.
Ok, obviously that ending… or lack thereof… made many crazy. Me too, initially. Now, I dig it. Why? Because that was what every day of Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-20515175275122101032007-06-08T11:22:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:43.146-07:00 Friday Fives
1. Remember the scene with Molly Ringwald putting lipstick on by holding it in her cleavage? Name one really bizarre thing you know how to do. No matter how small. I can get people to agree with me
2. What’s your favourite way to pass the time?
being in the mountains for any reason
3. What’s your favourite restaurant and why? Pita Jungle. I am so enamored with their Gyros Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-47090829657048852522007-06-06T22:20:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:43.188-07:00 The Rabies Test
God forbid your doggie ever get rabies. He probably won't, though. In fact, I have never heard of a dog getting rabies in my life. It happens in movies, though. Specifically, it happens in a Steven King movie. Know what that means? If you dog ever gets rabies, he will murder you in your car. Just a friendly heads up.
What is terrible is that if your dog gets rabies, Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-10146307046615191062007-06-05T12:30:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:43.365-07:00 So, what is a gentleman to do?
I have a miss manners type question for you all. If I know I will be in a meeting for more than an hour, I get to the room early. About five minutes, and set up camp with water, coffee, and a good seat. Inevitably, the room will be over booked. When ladies show up late, I feel obligated to offer my seat to them... as a gentleman should.
However, if they Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-6727992359386813272007-06-04T10:23:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:43.572-07:00 Another Strike
You know how the lines to get into space take forever? Have you wondered why they charge you $2,400 for a coke on every trip to Mars? How about the baggage handlers, who explain with surly intention that liquids won't work in space? If you are tired of Nasa's shit, this will be bad news. Nasa's shuttle workers are going on strike. I can't really see how this applies to me.Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-19124175032220483102007-06-01T10:33:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:43.757-07:00 Friday Fives
1. What is your favorite board game? Cranium
2. What is your favorite card game? Ginrummy. There are many various incarnations. You should know the correct one, that I learned from my mom. You start with 10 cards and that is exactly how many you have the whole game. You also lay no cards down until the very end, when every card must be attached to a sequence of three or fourLonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-91977833795043583622007-05-31T12:25:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:43.892-07:00 Further proof that I am Correct
The papers and pundits say that GW Bush is very concerned about his legacy. Already regarded by many qualified individuals as the worst President in American history, Bush seems actually concerned about people. Maybe it is his 28% approval rating, but guess what he has decided to do?
Be a Democrat!
It's true. In the last week GW has pledged 30 Billion to Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-80552810182886358102007-05-29T22:55:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:44.201-07:00 Black History
I wanted to follow up on something. Sometime ago, while writing a Black History rant, I said these words:
I will do some acknowledgement of my favorite black cultural heroes: Nelson Mandela, Bobby Seale, Huey Newton (founders of the Black Panthers), and perhaps something you might learn about Harry Belafonte too.
Then, I totally spaced it. Well, I am not going to pull a Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-29367853254449077942007-05-24T22:17:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:44.516-07:00 Friday Fives
1. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping?oh yes, with girls even!
2. When you're home alone, do you strip down to get comfortable? Do you ever go out without underwear because it's more comfortable? at home > cotton t shirt, shorts, and my Chaco sandals. I do not ever go commando. Gotta keep the boys at bay.
3. Have you ever/Do you use the bathroom with the door open? AreLonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-10131770710938137502007-05-23T12:26:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:46.633-07:00 Einstein's last communication
Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-44039192793355111702007-05-22T16:34:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:46.973-07:00I invented this
I invented this. Someone read the date today, May 22nd, 2007. I actually thought it up several months ago, but am demanding riches from it now. Before we get to my invention, which will revolutionize personal computing, I should clarify. Firstly, the thing I have invented doesn't yet exist. That is ok, this is my gift to humanity. Seriously, all I want in return for whatever Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-55182788246327087562007-05-22T11:28:00.001-06:002008-12-08T14:00:47.130-07:00Have a study!
So, when I moved to Denver ten years ago, they talked about crowding on the I-70. The I-70 is our main thoroughfare through the mountains, and the only way to get to the ski resorts (of which we have millions). It was agreed that something needed to be done about congestion on the 70. See, on Sundays, the I-70 pretty much comes to a stop heading Eastbound (into Denver). So, theyLonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-31882579256035977922007-05-18T09:58:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:47.344-07:00 Friday Fives
1. If you were a nocturnal animal, what nocturnal animal would you be?
I am a nocturnal animal. Nay, the nocturnal animal.
2. Which is better: to obey the law to avoid punishment, to obey the law because the law makes sense, or to obey the law because everyone should?
the third one. As a Democrat, I actually believe in the principles of the social contract. When I was a Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-58342267940196584102007-05-15T18:32:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:47.520-07:00 Jerry Falwell
You know how my mom always taught you not to say anything if it isn't nice? Well, she may have taught you that, but not me. Fallwell was the asshat who blamed 9/11 on the gays. What a dick. Good riddance to bad rubbish!Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-60852136266808148432007-05-14T13:50:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:47.670-07:00 Chess Boxing
Take a look at that photo up there. See what's going on? It sure looks like two dudes in a boxing ring... playing... chess. Nah, that's stupid. It must be taken out of context. So, I looked closer and examined all the details. I was right, that is two dudes playing chess in a boxing ring. What's weirder is that there is a whole audience watching these two dudes play Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-45133134785731530662007-05-11T09:52:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:48.342-07:00 Friday Fives
1. What make of car do you tend to like best? make of car? Toyota. After that, anything Jap. Kind of car? Truck. I am crazy for trucks. My last five 'cars' have been trucks, and I just ordered another one yesterday.
2. What is the most memorable thing that has happened in in your car? I have only had this truck for about a year, so I don't have many anecdotes. I guess Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-55056884475303351252007-05-07T10:42:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:48.576-07:00 The Guiness Book
When I grew up, the Guiness Book of world records was a holy and revered thing. It was reserved for the upper echelons of endurance and skill. I think it may all be a croc. I was watching the Food Network last night, like I do every Sunday night at 11 pm. They were looking to set a Guiness world record for highest popcorn structure that looks like something. Someone did Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-34944386026085273662007-05-04T16:32:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:48.761-07:00 Give it to the kid, mister
There is a growing movement at our local ballpark, and I wanted to share it with you.
Apparently, when someone catches a foul ball at Coors Field, the crowd will yell "Give it to a kid". Awww, isn't that sweet? Let's do something for the youth, right? Give that kid a gift that will last a lifetime. Awww.
You might guess that I am not onboard with this. Not Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-89882662046581771842007-05-04T11:29:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:48.917-07:00 Friday Fives
My life would not be the same without this…
1. person:
easy, my most awesome wife. She is my best friend. I mean, you are great, but you are no her.
2. place:
Colorado. I love it here. I wish I wanted kids, so I could raise them here.
3. event:
college. College totally rocked. I learned so much, met my lifelong friends, met my wife, and partied like a dead rock star. I Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-41102895612368600462007-04-28T18:27:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:49.023-07:00 It is what it is
I hate that phrase, and I hate anyone who uses it. To me, it defines where we are at in America right now. We are largely screwed due to epically poor leadership, and growing despair over a never ending war. It is what it is. That is a statement of total resignation, which makes me sad.
Maybe it isn't about the President, or war, or this never ending Winter we are Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-36103933808453021922007-04-27T10:36:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:49.259-07:00 Friday Fives
1. What are your favorite five movies?
Fish Called Wanda, Princess Bride, Forrest Gump, Pulp Fiction, and Harvey (an old James Stewart movie)
2. Who are your favorite five musicians? Billy Corgan, Eddie Vedder, Bob Dylan, Jerry Garcia, and me.
3. What are your favorite five books? Alice in Wonderland, everything by Herman Hesse, Curse of Lono, Fear & Loathing in Las VegasLonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-38448263995050634902007-04-25T12:07:00.000-06:002007-04-25T23:18:56.032-06:00 the gap in pay
On the news last night, they mentioned that women are still being paid less then men in the business world. So, I got all liberal raged when I hear about these sorts of injustices. Then, they gave some telling numbers. They said that after entering the workforce, 20% will leave within ten years to start a family. They also mentioned that the majority of women choose family over Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-32426564872763859322007-04-19T23:46:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:49.414-07:00 Friday Fives
1. What's a song you'd enjoy screaming along to as you drove down the highway? Dylan. I can't sing at all, but I can nail early Dylan, the wailing years of Blood on the Tracks (1974). Yeah, with the windows up and the diesel running down the road as I caterwaul 'Tangled up in Blue' at the top of my lungs.
2. What is your favorite place/type of environment to relax? at home, Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-85454670112554754092007-04-13T23:00:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:49.751-07:00Good news from the White House
Not something you expect to hear me say, is it? Me neither. Do you remember Tony Snow? He was the new press secretary for the Bush Crime Family. I really didn't care for him at all. He just came across as a total dick. When you represent total dicks for a living, you should maybe be a likable guy. Scott McClelland was a likable guy. You are a likable guy. AnyhowLonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-12205886044265860202007-04-13T00:05:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:49.975-07:00 Friday Fives
1. Who was your first crush? I am thinking way back to about 4th or 5th grade. I was really sweet on this girl named Jill. I don't remember her last name, or I would freely offer it here. After some cajoling from a friend, I mustered up the courage to call her and ask her if she would be my steady. She didn't answer, I think she was really puzzled and surprised. Eventually,Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-86764654696885331732007-04-12T17:28:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:50.210-07:00
Imus-gate
I have little feet, like... woman feet. There I said it. Back to the story. How do I feel about Imus being fired. I wouldn't have fired him, probably, but certainly understand it. Why? Because Imus is an intolerant old doofus. Everyone knows that. Everyone who listens to Imus is an intolerant old doofus. Everyone also knows that. What do I care about two intolerant old Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-7860269851512788122007-04-06T13:27:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:50.323-07:00
Good Friday
Ok, Christians, maybe you can help me with this one. Let's pretend for a minute Easter has anything to do with Jesus coming back (because it doesn't, it is a pagan Spring festival named for the goddess of fertilitiy Eostre). Ok, skip that. Also, we will skip how chocolate and bunnies represent the resurrection of the Lord. No biggie, life is supposed to be filled with mystery.Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-14889704625168742772007-04-06T10:57:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:50.505-07:00 Friday Fives
1. If you had to choose being blind or deaf, what would you choose and why? deaf. As much as music is my all guiding passion, If I couldn't see it would be terrible. Plus, I could still play guitar. I would just have to get more accustomed to the vibrations and feel.
2. What is the best smell? vanilla
3. Who would you like to see today? Roy, my wife, a pint of beer and a Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-33729240167368193022007-04-05T17:32:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:50.620-07:00Ford, the new United Airlines
Why aren't people buying American cars? Why aren't American car companies profitable? Are unions really the problem? Well, reader, let's start with this piece of news.
NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) -- Struggling Ford Motor Co., which posted a record $12.7 billion net loss in 2006, gave its new CEO Alan Mulally $28 million for four months on the job, according to the Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-15571098482846959202007-04-01T15:54:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:50.726-07:00 let them smoke
Ricky Williams is trying to get back into the NFL. He was suspended for taking performance enhancing drugs. Not just once, a buttload of times. Last time he got popped he was suspended for four games. That is an expensive error. It got worse, though. Almost a year ago he tested positive again and was suspended for the ENTIRE season. Come dude, I know you need an edge...Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-61644752160920823292007-03-30T09:42:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:50.905-07:00 Friday Fives
1. Have you ever taken a red-eye (i.e., overnight) flight, train, or bus? Why or why not? Do you prefer to take a red-eye or travel during the day? all of the above. Mostly, the very long trips are the drive from Denver to Phoenix. We do it at night always. The roads are empty, and so way faster. Plus, driving 600 miles across the high desert at top speed is terrible thing to Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-38865490188705230762007-03-29T17:05:00.000-06:002007-03-29T17:18:58.094-06:00 This Iran thing
Hey all, I am concerned about the situation with Iran... and that no one seems to be talking much about it. See, Iran grabbed some British soldiers saying they were trespassing in Iranian waters. It has since been proved they were in Iraqi waters, and so were taken unjustly. Here is the big concern... Iran still has them, and won't give them back.
These aren't prisoners... Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-9108618922999963002007-03-23T00:26:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:52.805-07:00 Friday Fives
1. If you could suddenly speak one language fluently (that you don't currently speak) what would it be? Italian
2. If you were to suggest a foreign film, that you really enjoyed, what one would you suggest? Como Agua para Chocolate. This film (Like Water for Chocolate) isn't just one of the best films in the Spanish language, it is one of the best films ever made. Ever. Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-30408080510787597632007-03-20T12:00:00.000-06:002007-03-20T12:13:55.202-06:00 administrative update
Don't you just love the sound of that? Are you getting all creamy in your undies? I figured you might. I have made a few changes to the site, all good, and mostly from your feedback. The first exciting news is that you now have access to my archives. It is down there on the bottom left. Please be kind, as my early HTML skills were terrible.
Nextly, some images on theLonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-84130143537575850232007-03-19T14:35:00.000-06:002007-03-19T14:42:44.257-06:00 More interesting than that
Know what I think is lame? People who use their blogs or sites to talk about their dogs or kids. Or... lives. Seriously, that is the pinnacle of both lameness and narcicissim. First rule of writing, don't be a Jean Teasdale. That being said, you should know my dog can read.
How do I know my dog can read? Because this weekend he ate my eyeglasses. You may Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-71241711825969433132007-03-16T16:21:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:52.972-07:00
Comments!
Hey, you. I want to hear from you, about everything. Please, add your comments. My numbers tell me I have about 20 readers a day. Quite possibly, that is my retarded nephew Scotty hitting the 'refresh' button 20 times. A perfect example of the feedback I would love to see is the Friday Fives. Hit the 'add comment' button and add your answers to the Friday Fives. It is meant toLonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-46961840584146970972007-03-15T21:43:00.001-06:002008-12-08T14:00:53.314-07:00 Friday Fives
1. What do you like most: Fridays, Saturdays, or Sundays (and why)? Fridays. Why? Because Friday holds all the hope of what the weekend could be. Saturday is swell, but gets caught up do more errands and busy work than unbridaled fun. Sundays? Sunday's are for football, and if all goes well... sleeping in.
2. What was the best weekend of your life? Geesh. I think Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-58855446208658373962007-03-15T17:11:00.000-06:002008-12-08T14:00:53.509-07:00 Great news, the doctor said, there is nothing wrong!
Surely, that is great news, right? I mean, isn't that what every one of us long to hear from our doctors? Not so much. See, those magnificent and powerful words were uttered by not my doctor... but my vet. Yes, he was referring to my dog. Turns out there is nothing wrong with my dog at all. Again, good news? Not so much.
My dog smellsLonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-73163852398395441742007-03-09T10:49:00.000-07:002008-12-08T14:00:54.204-07:00 Friday Fives
1. If you could retroactively erase one TV show from the history of entertainment, which one would you choose? I guess this is censorship, but it would be the "O'Reilly Factor". The reason is this > it is the number one cable 'news show'. O'Reilly isn't news, I think even he will admit that. He is newstainment®, with a strong right bent. I don't mind the right bent, we are Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-28831380588976593672007-03-07T18:01:00.000-07:002008-12-08T14:00:54.796-07:00 My new phone
I have the sweetest new phone on the planet. Seriously, it is way nicer than yours, and that is just stating fact. Check out the picture. It takes remarkable pictures and videos. It gets satellite radio. Seriously, there are friggin' satellite's circling the Earth exclusively to deliver Huey Lewis to my phone. Also, it plays movies. MOVIES! When I powered my phone up Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-4071388664257741362007-03-04T12:24:00.000-07:002008-12-08T14:00:55.085-07:00 I am retiring, too
Ok, you may have heard the news this week... Jake Plummer is retiring. Jake was the Quarterback for my beloved Broncos. Jake got benched midseason for sucking. No big deal, that happens. You should also know if you read here that I always defended Jake. Oh, they slaughtered him in the media. It was 'Jake the Mistake' etc. Not me, I stood behind him because I have Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6050164.post-27017422586103511272007-03-02T13:59:00.000-07:002008-12-08T14:00:55.256-07:00Friday Fives
1. What is your favorite novel?
Novel? I don't care for that word at all. Can we call it a book? I have a lit degree, and all we ever called them was books. My favorite book without question is Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. Also, anything and everything by Hunter S Thompson and Herman Hesse.
2. Do you have a favorite poem? (Share it!)
It used to be a Shakespearan sonnet Lonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08240445799480763432noreply@blogger.com2