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Friday, December 26

The Dead Pool looms

Here is some naughty fun for the new year, join a dead pool. The premise is simple, pick 10 famous people you think might die in the next calendar year. The person with the most cadavers at the end of the year wins! Is this immoral? No, these people will die with or without your participation... and there isn't even money involved. Plus, due to current policy, we are forbidden from killing celebrities for gain in the game. How does one research and learn more about all this? Start here. I will publish my list on January 1st. Don't worry, you won't go to hell for doing this. You will, however, go for all that other stuff you did.

Friday Fives

1. What was your biggest accomplishment this year? getting married 2. What was your biggest disappointment? getting laid off again 3. What do you hope the new year brings? lots of camping and fishing 4. Will you be making any New Year's resolutions? If yes, what will they be? I am switching to black coffee, and no more hookers either 5. What are your plans for New Year's Eve? drinking with friends via Friday Fives.

Monday, December 22

Holiday Plans

Hey, what are you doing Wednesday? Well, you should know that TNT is running a 24 hour continuous marathon of the greatest Christmas movie ever, A Christmas Story. You remember, the movie with little Ralphie who wants a Red Rider BB gun? This year the film is celebrating its 20th anniversary with interviews from the cast and stuff. So, leave your loser buddy Flick out there with his tongue stuck to the poll and come in and watch. The fun starts at four pm Wednesday.