Liberals treat dogs like people, Conservatives treat people like dogs

Thursday, September 16

Friday Fives

1. If you could replace a face on Mt. Rushmore with any face out of recent pop/music culture, who you put there? It would be Bob Dylan. However, only everything he did pre-1965. He was young and angry and really funny. All his music was acoustic and much simpler. Many crazy things happened in 1965, all which were bad. In no specific order, he got into a very very serious motorcycle accident, found god, and went electric. Somehow these things together created a perfect storm of suckiness. His brialliance surfaced once after that, in 1974 with Blood on the Tracks. 2. We have all been terrible people at one point in time. When was the first time you remember getting into a fight? A physical fist fight? 3rd grade, and I lost. Wisely, I haven't fought since. Don't get me wrong, I'm still a bad person... I just use my head and my wit (and if necessary, my running shoes) to solve problems. 3. As the season's begin to change, so does the body and mood. What happens with you in the fall? I totally dig the fall. We didn't have one where I grew up (Phoenix). Fall cheers me up considerably, and I get festive. Not that I am unhappy in the summer, but the heat gets to me and we don't have air conditioning here. I look forward to seeing the trees change and the days get shorter and the crispness in the air. As an Arizonan, I can tell you these things are new novelties to me. 4. Finish this sentence: "The one you met at the party the other night" Sure, I could do that. But there is much better fodder for such questions to come this weekend. Oh, the tales that will be told come Monday morning around the office cooler. We will be legends by then, hope you can make it. 5. Glasses wearers, will you get Lasix eye surgery? Lasix patients, do you regret it? Those with good vision, come over and let me rub sand in your eyes (see question two.) Yes, eventually I will definately get Lasik. I am in no hurry though, it's more like a 5 year plan. I would like to be able to watch tv in bed. I would like to be able to wake up in the morning and see. I would like to be able to have my choice of sunglasses. via Roy

Wednesday, September 15

President Bush: service unfulfilled

there is a new Bernie Mac movie that comes out this weekend called 'Mr 3000' and the premise is this great and loved baseball dude lived the good life and was retired after hitting the big 3000 hits mark in pro baseball. The zany twist comes when three of his hits are disqualified after the fact... so he has to train and get back in the league to get those three hits to clear his name. my point being - George still owes this country thee months of civil service in the guard. Let's put him through basic training and send him to Iraq for a month.

Monday, September 13

Vote GW Bush

Y'all might not know it, but I am an optimist. Right now America is bitterly divided and I know how to end all these problems. I know how to unite America and bring us all closer together... seriously. If you elect GW Bush in November... by the time he is done with the office I think nearly every American will be on the same page. I know his second administration will be plagued with scandals, indictments, and us finding out insano things about this first few years that the media was afraid to report. I think four more years of Bush will do near irreparable harm to the Republican party, and the conservative movement in general. Guess what, I don't even want four years of 'I told you so', which is probably what I'll have to change the name of the site to. So vote for ol' W. It will be a rocky and painful and amusing four years... but there will be no more squabble come 2008. A retarded hamster could enter the 2008 race as a Democrat and win. One last thing, stay away from Nader... dude is totally a wackjob!