Liberals treat dogs like people, Conservatives treat people like dogs

Friday, February 13

Friday Fives

When was the last time you... 1. ...sent a handwritten letter? geesh, I have no idea 2. ...baked something from scratch or made something by hand? I cook dinner from scratch every night 3. ...camped in a tent? last summer, and every summer 4. ...volunteered your time to church, school, or community? last night, I work for the Red Cross on their Disaster Action Team 5. ...helped a stranger? I help stranded motorists always... other than that, I guess I am pretty conservative via Friday Fives.

Tuesday, February 10

The worst actor EVER

Folks, we are here to discuss David Caruso, the worst actor ever... nay... the greatest over-actor of our time. He makes the show almost unwatchable. Almost, because it is a very well written show. So rather than continue my litany of insults... allow me to propose this: a David Caruso drinking game. Next time you watch CSI: Miami (don't worry, it's on almost daily) take a shot of liquor each time 1) he tears his sunglasses of his face to make a point, or 2) is wearing sunglasses indoors. You will be squarely toasted inside of an hour. One more thing, how does a detective afford a stainless steel Hummer? Dude would make about 45K a year. Thanks for listening, I feel much better. I don't much like the verbiage in the first sentence, but I this to be searchable under the phrase 'worst actor ever'.