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Friday, March 17

Friday Fives

1. Are ya Irish? Or do you play one on St. Patrick's Day?

supposedly, but no one seems to know for sure. Probably a quarter Irish

2. Which TV character is most like you?

If I could choose... I'd like to think I am Zach Braff's character on Scrubs. However, perhaps my employees think of my more like Perry.

3. What's your favorite song these days?

totally unrealted to today being St Pats day, but I can't stop listening to a recent Van Morrison song called 'Celtic New Year'. It is beautiful. That today is St Pats day and Van being Irish... it fits even better.

4. What is the craziest/wildest/weirdest thing you (or someone you know) ever did at school?

dropped acid. but, we didn't stay (obviously)

5. Is there a job you would do for free, and is it your current job?

If I didn't have bills to worry about (the house, the blow, the whores, the fines) I would probably give all my time to the American Red Cross. However, instead they get me on nights and weekends. In fact, just this morning I was at a big fundraiser for the ARC with the Mayor. It was very cool.

Wednesday, March 15

This better work

ok, I better lose a gazillion pounds. Do you know what my diet is? I have oatmeal for breakfast every day. Then, I have fish... every day. I am crazy hoppped up Omega threes. Know what that is? Me neither, but apparently it is important. Now, I drink a cup of green tea every day too. Guess what that tasted like? If you guessed it tastes like licking a plant... you would be correct. Kill me now. This very second, just take me Iggy. That is right, y'all have god to go to and that is cool. Me, I use Jim Ignatowski in times of spiritual fluctuation.

Do you know why I do this? I do this for you. YOU. I want you to be able to read my excellence for many years to come. When I was chartered with this seemingly pompous URL... I knew sacrifice and dedication to truth had to be all consuming.

peace out!

I probably won't be back before the Friday Fives because I am spending every free moment (and dollar) getting my jimdamn Ford fixed. For the love of Iggy, people, don't ever buy an American car if you can help it.