Liberals treat dogs like people, Conservatives treat people like dogs

Friday, March 12

Friday Fives

1. What was the last song you heard? Ohio, pretenders (it's playing now) 2. What were the last two movies you saw? Dicky Roberts & Matchstick Men 3. What were the last three things you purchased? weed, blow, & another gun 4. What four things do you need to do this weekend? blow through the speed before I have to use the gun. ok, kidding. pack for england, do laundry, take the dogs to the park, relax 5. Who are the last five people you talked to? roy, saini, amy, anne, & matt. the last two were for a job interview via Friday Fives.

Wednesday, March 10

I have made my decision

regarding the Bertuzzi hit on Avs player Moore that broke his neck. There is great speculation about how he should be punished, ranging from a game suspension to being kicked out of the league and charged criminally. Now that the emotion has settled, I am prepared to render my disciplinary decision: Todd Bertuzzi should be suspended from the game, without pay, for as long as Steve Moore is out recovering. We know that Moore will be out for at least the rest of the season. In addition, if Moore has to end his career because of this... then so should Bertuzzi.

Sunday, March 7

Lono for Senate

America, I have been inspired. My arch rival Roy suggested that I run for senator for Colorado, now that the wonderful Mr Nighthorse Campbell has stepped aside. My qualifications? None. Are you tired of politics as usual in Washington? Are you tired of back office shenanigans? Are you tired of sweetheart deals that screw the taxpayer? Are you tired of your congressman nailing interns on your dollar? I am sure am, America. What Colorado needs is a true outsider. I assure you my friends, 'slick' is not the adjective people use to describe me. Charismatic, resourceful, ambitious... these are words not often bandied about in my autobiography! What Colorado needs is someone with a fresh perspective. Somebody who can stand up to the lobbyists. Better still, someone who can stand up to the constituents! I am that man, and I have a new campaign slogan that I crafted myself recently, and I would like to know what you think. It speaks to my fresh 'outsider' status.
Lono for Senate, he's never helped anybody