Liberals treat dogs like people, Conservatives treat people like dogs

Thursday, December 4

No Wesley Clarke for President

Why? Because he is a hawk, quite simply. He is a Republican in Democrat's clothes. He is not the answer for the democrats or America. I have been telling this to people and finally someone listened. Roy sent me this link, it is a well written story about Clarke that you need to read if you are a Democrat. If you aren't a Democrat, well then... ah don't even get me started. So currently I am favoring Dean, but am admittedly vague on the issues. I will keep you posted far too often on the effort to get a new administration in. All you have to do now is register to vote. Seriously, do it today. I don't care what your affiliation is or even if you vote Republican... VOTE. You can register at any DMV. It is quick and free. Do it, otherwise you and I are no longer speaking.

Tuesday, December 2

Boycott Lotto

You know those great commercials about how your Lotto money is going to parks and recreation? They tell you the deal is this: 50% goes to the winners, and 50% is divided up to various environmental funds. However, they instead blow the other 50% on themselves. Our investigation staff found that instead the money is going to car payments, football games, and rock concerts. Frankly I am surprised they aren't just investing the other 50% on "more lotto tickets, dude".

Monday, December 1

Friday Fives

Hey, I didn't get around to them. What did you do Friday? Exactly, so stop judging me. Besides, this Beatles thing down there took almost 3 days to research and write.