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Thursday, November 13

Beer and bacon save the day

This just in. Dark beer is good for you and there is no such thing as a 'beer belly'. and... Dr Atkins taught us that we can live of just meat and be healthy (of course, he is dead. That is why Roy and I are going on the Guiness and bacon diet. So if you find me lying face down in a pile of bacon grease and blind drunk... leave me there. It means the diet is working. When you find me drunk at work, again... the diet is working.


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