Reality Television

Listen, I don't watch reality TV. Seriously, I am above it. It is fabricated entertainment for small minds. That being said, I am furious that Rupert was voted out. In the five years that I have not been watching reality tv (but instead devoting my time to the arts and charity), Rupert was the best Survivor in the history of the game. That being said, Johnny Fairplay is a toolbox who should be fed to pirahnas.