Boycott Lotto

You know those great commercials about how your Lotto money is going to parks and recreation? They tell you the deal is this: 50% goes to the winners, and 50% is divided up to various environmental funds. However, they instead blow the other 50% on themselves. Our investigation staff found that instead the money is going to car payments, football games, and rock concerts. Frankly I am surprised they aren't just investing the other 50% on "more lotto tickets, dude".