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Monday, December 15

Coming Soon: The Super Mega Doppler 4,000,000

Are you tired of those fruits over at channel 4 with all their bragging? Do you wonder if there is such a thing as a 'doppler' or 'super doppler'? Coming next week to 'I am correct' is a weather system so advanced, it renders all other Dopplers obsolete. What we do is program the kind of weather you would like into the Doppler and it will happen. If that type of weather does not then happen (which is where most of your modern Doppler's fail) it will go up into the clouds and beat them into submission. The Super Mega Dopppler 4,000,000 > When we say it's going to snow... it snows. Or someone gets hurt!


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