Liberals treat dogs like people, Conservatives treat people like dogs

Thursday, March 25

the Richard Simmons arrest

You may know, exercise guru Richard Simmons got into a bit of trouble recently after slapping a man who made fun of him at a Phoenix airport. I am prepared to release my statement - Can't we come together as a society, and get a couple of decent David Gest jokes out of this?


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