we open the mailbag

Dear reader, when I started this little endeavor I opened an e mail account to track correspondence with you. I think it has been a huge success, and I want to share with you some of the dialogue we are participating in. While I have received, literally, tens of e mails over the last year... I am selecting five at random to answer. 1. Kathleen Conway - do you need cheap Viagra? Dear softweeniesareus.com, I don't believe I do. While it is nice of you to offer, I am not sure what about my writing would make you think that? Is that some kind of 'liberals are all pussies' joke? I am recently married and doing just fine thanks. Oh, and my name is not Kathleen. 2. Dear Carl, how is your credit? Get a credit report free, click here. I appreciate the offer, and it is great to see how my reader rallies around me. However, I want you all to know that you should NEVER get your credit report off the internet. Don't be a tool, internet fraud and credit fraud are off the charts right now. Order here for details. 3. Dear Lono, how you can you believe the Dems will create a safer society against terrorism? Captain Zero, good to hear from you again. I can say without question I we will be safer with a different administration... because we can begin winning back the allies that Bush has alienated. As for the mixed message Bush is sending - it is either 'America is safer because of me' speech... or the 'America is not safe, you need me speech'. Both are bullshit. 4. Lono, Xanex, Valium, Percoset, and Vicodin online here. Dear Cheap Canadian Meds, sounds great! Please send me about 200 of each. I am using a secure PO Box out of Trinidad, Colorado for these drops. I don't want the whole story to go Limbaugh on us, as I am respected in this community... Use my online pseudonym - Carl Weathers. 5. Cheap and easy girls: naughty girls caught in their dorm room. All models over 18, click here to see more

You bet your ass I wanna see more!