No regrets, Coyote

I was just thinking how much more fun the debates could have been if the candidates were allowed 5 questions each to ask their opponent. I imagine it would go like this: We begin with the President's questions for John Kerry First I'd like to thank everyone here on the internets. I think of the internets as a second home.

• Can I use my first question to ask for more questions?
• Really?
• Are you sure?
• Why do you hate Freedom?
• Why are so you mean to me?
• What's the deal with you being so tall?

and so, here might be the Senator's question

• Do you even hear the things you say sometimes?
• Do even remember not lying about anything?
• How long does it take you to get through confession every week?
• Regardless of the election results, you don't plan on leaving, do you?
• Did I mention how totally gay Cheney's daughter is?