Terror Alert Raised

The President's ratings over the last year have been very closely tied to the raising of terror alerts. I say this with a complete straight face and all anticipation it will come true in the next 5 days. The White House will raise the terror alert, perhaps even to the highest. They will say they have credible evidence of chatter bla bla bla bla and how this has nothing to do with the election, but instead about keeping America safe. Just remember, you read it here. Vote now, vote early. Here in Colorado, lines are already on average an hour long to early vote. CNN mentioned (as did I, but no one listens to me) that election day lines will be hours long. Vote now, vote early. Kerry in a Landslide!