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Tuesday, February 22

HST pt 3 > details begin to emerge

According to local NBC affiliate 9news.com, we already have Hunter's crazy ass plans and requests for his funeral. His longtime lawyer said today that there was NO suicide note, and that no one knew this was planned. However, he noted this was planned by Hunter "This was definately not spur of the moment". Some specific details can be found straight from Aspen’s daily paper,here

It was also clarified that Hunter did not do this for political of financial reasons. Even though the good doctor once wisely referred to the President at a 'Butt boy for the super rich', the election had nothing to do with this. It is assumed by all close to him that he was in too much physical pain for too long from recent operations that left him basically immobile. What is quite strange is that he was not alone during all of this. His family (son and grandson) were home at the time. Though they did not witness it (thank god), his son Juan was the one to find his dad. Man, that will give you some fucked up dreams for a bit.

The funeral, as you might imagine, is set to involve explosives. Here, I'll let his lawyer (George Tobia jr) explain it: The late Hunter S. Thompson apparently wanted to have his ashes blasted from a cannon across his ranch in Woody Creek. It should also be noted there will not be a tox screen run on the doctor. I know we are all imagining a barrage of most excellent drugs assisting the Doctor at this time... the coroner wisely ruled that whatever the doctor had in him at the time is moot.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, what a drag this all is. HST is/was a great writer and someone I would have truely enjoyed getting to know, I think. Oh well. I too would have expected a "cooler" end to his long, Hmm?, not so long, strange life. We all have the right to check-out (again, just my opinion) but I think it's a lousy way to go, especially since the Doctor had such a great familiarity with chemical relief. RIP

5:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Finally Dr. Thompson escaped his own legend. My only question besides how hard he is beating up Nixon in Hell is did Tom Wofe(Right Stuff, Kool Aid Acid Test Tom Wolfe) put out something about Thompson's suicide? And if so, could someone link it here? I'd be much obliged.

3:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

for DJ Boris Yelstin:
Yes Wolfe did. I don't know how to "post it", but I found it online in the Feb 23 Opinion Journal from the Wall Street Journal Editorial Page

5:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

for DJ Boris Yelstin:
Yes Wolfe did. I don't know how to "post it", but I found it online in the Feb 23 Opinion Journal from the Wall Street Journal Editorial Page

5:02 PM  

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