Enough with the cellphones

Camera, or phone? 

Take a look at that. Know what that is? It's not a camera, bubba. It's a cell phone. This is out of control, America. It is just a cell phone. It isn't supposed to be a camera or music player or PDA or fax. Why? Because those things already exist.

Get a cell phone, fine. But stop glomming stuff onto the damn phone. Sheesh, cell phones would probably cost $50 and work flawlessly if we weren't subsidizing some nanotechnology that will have my car tell my phone when the dryer is ready on the copter. Let's cure cancer first, folks. Then we can put the scientists back on cell phones.