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Wednesday, May 4

my mom beats your god

There it is, I said it. Blasphemy, you say? nope. I have empirical data, unimpeachable numbers... actual factuals! I went to the post office today to mail some stuff for mother's day and it was way busier than it was at Christmas. Sorry you religious folks had to hear it from me, and sorry it was delivered in such a brash manner. Facts is facts though, and moms are way more important than gods. My point being

Happy Mothers Day


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