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Thursday, July 28

Friday Fives

1. What was your first job?

I worked at Alpha Beta bagging groceries for minimum wage. It was cool, I got to bag groceries for Alice Cooper because he lived nearby on Camelback Mountain.

2. How much did you make?

Minimum wage - $3.35 This was about 18 years ago, and I understand the min wage hasn't even moved two dollars in all that time.

3. Describe your least favorite co-worker of all time.

I've had a few, but none supermemorable.

4. What is your dream job?

getting paid to do this, complain to you guys. My dream job used to be to be a professional music writer. However, I am pretty fed up with the entire concert industry these days. As for radio, don't get me started. Just yesterday Sony admitted to Payola.

5. What do you currently do and do you like it?

lawnmower technical 2. It's not bad, but I'd prefer to be a lawnmower technician 3, because then you get to carry walkie talkies. ok, it's not really what I do, but after working in fraud investigations I am pretty careful to protect my secret identity.

1 Comments:

Blogger Eric Berlin said...

Damn -- I was hoping to be able to refer to you as The Lawnmower Man...

9:35 PM  

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