Friday Fives

1. Have you ever been to the emergency room?

oh yes, plenty of times. Several leg injuries, and twice as a kid I cracked my head open. Plus, there was the time I had a cerebral hemorrage. Cool, huh!

2. What's the worst pain you've ever had?

golly, I am guessing you mean physical pain? That would be the night/ morning after I tore my ACL at a rock concert. I was able to walk the rest of the night, no biggie. It just felt sore. Late that night I woke up to pee and couldn't get out of bed. My left knee was totally immobile. It hurt so bad. Also, I had a stick shift so I couldn't even drive to the doctors office. I had to have emergency surgery a few days later.

3. If you could choose your doctor, do you prefer someone of the same or opposite sex?

same sex, absolutely not negotiable. I wouldn't want a woman doctor looking at my privates. it would be too weird. Plus, what if she was hot? Then I have the whole erection concern because I watched too many p0rn stories that involve dirty nurses. Plus, lets say I have a rash on my nuts. I don't... so stop asking. But what if I did? How do you explain that to a woman without feeling super creepy?

4. Do you take vitamins?

yup. I drink a protein and vitamin shake every morning. Then I have a meal replacement shake for breakfast. Sounds healthy, huh? It is, except for lunch and dinner I drink 16 ounces of bacon grease too.

5. Would you prefer to go to the doctor, the dentist or go sky diving?

doctor. I am nailing this hotty nurse practitioner at my doctors office. Actually, skydiving. Before I die I want to see the Aurora and parachute.