Friday Fives

1. What are you most self-conscious about?

There is really so much to be shameful about. short, fat, bald, nearsighted, flatfooted... you get the idea. I would say my ever shrinking beer belly is my biggest aesthetic concern.

2. What's your favourite word?

Schadenfreude

3. What's your biggest fear?

my knees

4. What's the weirdest thing ever to happen to you at work/school?

Watching the world trade towers fall from the TV over my desk

5. If you were going to have a revolution, what kind of society would you create?

more art, less religion. How hippy dippy is that?