Friday Fives

1. What word works you every time you hear someone say it?

breast

2. What is your favorite word?

Schadenfreude For example, the ongoing indictments of the major players of the GOP and the impeach talk against Bush for his illegal wire taps is total Schadenfreude. Us Dems call it 'Fitzmas'.

3. Name three words you think other people overuse:

brad, pitt, angelina - I don't give a shit about these people, nor to they about me. So stop writing about them. That being said, I think Brad made a big mistake leaving Jenn. It has been tough on all of us. I mean, who does she think she is? I have seen Gia, so I know she is crazy. Forget it, now you have my crying. I said I wasn't going to cry over this anymore. I mean, who are they to me? It's not like I know them personally. It's not like they answer my fan letters, ever.

I guess being the sole holder of www.iheartbradpitt.com doesn't get me any mojo with his publicist or anything. Do you hear that, Michael Brennan... "agent to the superstars"? I know you won't take my call, but I can make your world one of hurt and regret. I just want to meet him, it's not a big deal. As I said in my deposition, I am not a stalker.

4. What is your opinion on karma?

it is a valuable tool to keep folks compliant and good to each other. Sorta like religion, but I actually believe in karma.

5. If you take the good and you take the bad, what do you get?

yogurt