are you possessed?

People magazine isn't exactly pulitzer material, but I don't consider them crazies or liars. That being said, the wonderul folks at People magazine did an essay so that you, the reader, can know if someone is possessed. This was in Sept 2005, for you purists out there. Anyhow, as a joint public service message from 'I am Correct' and 'People magazine' here is how to tell if you are possessed:

an aversion to crosses or holy water
superhuman strength
sudden ability to speak new languages
spitting glass or nails,
levitation

If you find yourself, or a loved one, displaying these characteristics... immediately consult a doctor, clergy, people magazine. You are welcome.