Character Witness

Here is a tip, free: Be careful who you use as a character witness in your defense. This week, has been Patrick Swayze defended Mel Gibson and his tirade. I tirade that happened when Gibson was not drunk, by the way. .12 BAC is three glasses of wine. You don't get to threaten peoples lives on three glasses of wine. Maybe three bottles, but still you are a dick.

That isn't why we are here. We are really here to make more fun of Patrick Swayze then Mel Gibson.

Gibson is "a wonderful human being," Swayze told GMTV in an interview being aired Monday. "He is not anti-Semitic."

Thanks, Pat. You are a stand up guy. Oh wait, Patrick Swayze crashed a plane in Arizona while he was drunk. Seriously. So the guy who drunk drives a plane into the ground defends the guy who drove 80 in a 45 and then tried to pee on a cop, while threatening him and his family... and his race. That is a couple of stand up dudes!