Liberals treat dogs like people, Conservatives treat people like dogs

Tuesday, August 22


So, this guy who has never been to Colorado in his life says "I killed the kid". Next thing you know, he gets a free first class flight from Thailand to Los Angeles. He flies first class, and dines on the best food and sips champagne. First class ticket one way from Taiwann costs about 3 grand. Did it occur to anyone that he didn't kill the kid, but just needed a ride back to the states?

Using that logic, I would like to confess to the Hawaii killings. Um, all of them. So, please fly me to Hawaii (first class now) and I will answer all of your questios there. Oh, I am also a suspect in the Cozumel killings... and the Jamaican ones too.


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