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Wednesday, September 13

Whodunnit

In the news today is a good old fashioned 'whodunnit'. The teenage son of Anna Nicole Smith was 'found' dead in her hospital room after she had just given birth to her new baby girl. They were in the Bahamas, or something like that. So, how did he die? They say no drugs or trauma are present, but they 'know how he died and know who else was in the room at the time besides mother and son'. They won't tell us anymore, but I will.

See, I consider myself a very amatuer criminologist... after watching dozens of hours of FBI Files on Discovery. I am prepared to announce the suspect in the killing of young Daniel - it was Natalie Holloway. Think about it, she has been 'missing' for almost a year. Wasn't she missing from the Bahamas, or Aruba? Aren't those the same thing? Next clue, nobody can stand that family.

Most importantly, this info will serve the tabloid community, who has had to go a critical 11 days without a lead in the 16 month old Holloway case.

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