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Wednesday, November 22

Thanksgiving travel thoughts

This week I am traveling for the holiday, as is apparently every other human on the planet. I was reviewing the security guidelines to see if I can bring those little plastic whiskey bottles on the plane. Doesn't look good, ever since this summer the liquid restrictions. Anyhow, that isn't my point here... just a belabored intro.

The airlines aren't concerned about what you put on the plane, just what you have on you in the cabin. The message seems to be this: listen, if you are going to bring a bomb... we have to put it in the cargo hold. Wow, risky comment huh? I sure the TSA doesn't read my blog. Oh wait, no one reads my blog. Well, at least I have that going for me.

Know what else cheeses me off? The shoe thing. There isn't a sign asking you to take your shoes off. You are not 'required' to take your shoes off. However, if you do not take your shoes off you are stopped and asked to remove your shoes. This is a problem in a long line. So how about this? Put a fucking sign up in front of security that says 'please remove your shoes to expedite screening'. That is all I ask. There will be a Friday Fives this week, but it may delayed. Am not sure if they have this here 'internets' thing in New York City.

I love you, have a great holiday! In fact, for the two readers I do have... I will see you tomorrow at the big parade!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

3 reader's F-head!

Anyway, I wanted to say Happy Thanksgiving. I was hoping you were traveling to less TerrorisT prone cities this holiday, but oh well. Amber was looking to potentially Jockey Max for the next Kentucky Derby! You better come to Arizona this year or us taxpayers (for the AZ stadium) will hang you. Er ummm, I mean, we can't WAIT to see you! CALL US 520-743-2474. You STUCK UP DENVER BITCHES! Love ya, Sandy at el

11:23 PM  
Anonymous Sandy said...

oh yeah. we are in phx this week. call us 520-247-0074. We would like to see you! How is Chris? we would like to see him 2?

Lenny wants to buy a bike and is seeking the manly opinions. Don't know why, but wanted to see what you and chris say...

11:40 PM  
Blogger Lono said...

I think buying a motorcycle is the most retarded and dangerous thing a person could do. Make sure your life insurance policy is up to date.

10:53 AM  

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